Man, do you look tasty

The blister on my heel reminds me that you're sexier in theory than in practice. Those high heeled shoes make my legs twist and turn in all the right ways. I can't walk, but man do my calves look good. Just like you. I can't breathe, but man do you look tasty.

Tulle

While walking outside, I passed a young man in a dress made of tulle. He was so happy and free, wrapped in pink, nothing could slow him. At that moment, I knew I had to change my clothing and find a new man. Neither of which would be you.